is this her life?

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You were the cute blonde in the green shirt and blue jeans sitting across the aisle in the row behind me on the 7:00 PM Lucky Star bus from Boston to NYC on Sept. 12th.
I was the tall guy with brown hair in the gray t-shirt, red and blue striped hoodie, and black jeans.

I was half asleep when we were in line together at the Burger King and too shy to say anything to you, but I wish I would have. We should get together sometime.

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man. too bad i came back from boston in a green shirt on monday the 6th, not sunday the 12th. bahaha.

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You sat across from me as I tried in vain to focus on my reading. At first I was distracted by your simple beauty then the debate in my head of whether you would be creeped out by a guy asking you out on a subway. We got off on the same stop but u walked the other way. Wish I could simple ask you out for some coffee or something. Oh well such is life. If my some sheer randomness you come across this the offer for coffee is still open.

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but i totally was on the uptown a around 730 last night!!!!!
i was playing katamari on my cell phone too, guys who read would totally drool over that. i dunno about guys who use “u.” bwaaaahahahahaha!

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I saw you this morning and you are mesmerizing. I couldn’t help but to compliment you by saying “if no one else tells you today, you look very nice”… I got a bit nervous and had to walk into my building. I hope you find me.

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too bad i am never in the gramercy area…. hahaha.

“early evening on monday may 24 at khim’s millenium market on bedford - we were both being rung up at the same time. i thought you were cute.”

tehehehe. too bad i wasn’t in williamsburg ;]

“our eyes met as you were walking out of the subway no 14th between 4th ave and Broadway. You had the most beautiful blue eyes, wearing a green military coat. I was wearing a black jacket and black jeans, brown boots, and am extremely tall. Maybe our eyes can meet for a little longer sometime?”

like, hold on, i have all of these things! hahaha :]

“To the beautiful blonde who smelled magnificent at the bar. Union Square April 13th. There’s more than just a fleeting glance to say good bye. You name the time and place, I’ll be there”

i enjoy reading craigslist missed connections and pretending they are all about me.

“You walked in at around 1:30ish today for lunch with a black guy in his 20’s. You: white, 5’7” and a booty to die for.Me: with my coworkers.Our eyes met a couple of times; the type of hungry look when you know you want each other. Contact me.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. oh my god. i literally think this is about me. oh my god. no. nooo wayyy dude. oh my god.