So, I think it would be best if I just did my belief system, so you can know where I stand right off the bat. And, since this is my belief system, I’d like to offer that if you don’t believe what I believe, maybe tonight after the show maybe your families and our families can get together… and have a war over it.
Cause.. cause that’s popular.
I think it’s a great idea, because we’ll all die faster.
And we will know who was right.
“Dude, it was totally your God. Touche, muthafucka!! Ok, I gotta go to hell now!”
It’s so ridiculous, y’all.
Like if all 6 billion of us died at once…. And they put us in this one long line of 6 billion people…. And despite the happiness, the love, and the laughter, and the family, and the friendships, and the healing, and the good times, and the bad times, the darkness and the light alike…. The way we were able to appreciate the moon and the sun, the whole spectrum of it front to back, the whole sphere…. And the way we gave it our all and felt it inside with everything we had…. the fear, the heartache, and the overcoming it, and the catharsis, all of it…. And despite all of it… Despite knowing that we really did do our best…
If there was just really one cranky, probably white, guy in the sky who came out to the line of 6 billion amazing, individual experiences gracing this planet and just like selected a few for heaven..
…and then just burned everybody else…. forever.
……What a dick.
”— [an amalgamation of] Pretend Intro[s] | Buddy Wakefield
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